Remind me why I do this !

by Jacek Generowicz

This article appeared in the June 1999 edition of Wessex Airmail. It is reproduced here with minor factual corrections.

My season thus far has been rather grim; I was seriously beginning to wonder why it was that I spent large amounts of money on paragliding kit before wasting time and more money on petrol, to travel to hills whose beauty I could not enjoy through the frustration of not being able to fly. I was seriously beginning to consider quitting the sport before it drove me completeley insane.

Looking forward to the first leg of the nationals in Glencoe, I became very depressed on seeing the weather forecast, which suggested that Ben Nevis might get blown away during the days for which the comp was scheduled. In spite of Ulric's optimistic suggestions that the `forecast isn't that reliable' and `whatever happens, we will have some fun', I decided to stay down South, along with the rest of the field, it seems.

I went to work on Saturday and Sunday, so that I could justify going flying midweek in the unlikely event of anohter flyable day gracing Southern Britain during my lifetime. I kept a keen eye on the weather forecasts, getting satisfaction from seeing that not going to Scotland had been the right choice - making the right choice was not a familiar experience this year, in the context of flying. Meanwhile, down South, Tuesday was promising post-frontal WSWesterlies with strengths within the tiny paragliding window. I knew exactly where I would go in this situation - I would pay my maiden visit to Cowdown - but was reluctant to mention my hopes, in case the daemons which had been conspiring against me overheard.

To my amazement the forecast didn't change, and on Monday evening I found myself sprawled out on the floor with air charts and Ordnance Survey maps, visualizing and memorizing landmarks which would help me locate the edges of airspace, and writing a declaration of an 82.8 km goal flight. OK, this seems rather ambitious, I agree, but here's what I was thinking. I'm starting near Dorchester, in a Westerly, with a hint of South. Bumping into Bournemouth airspace, limits me to 35km; tracking South would make me run out of land at Swanage (again...yawn) at around 45 km; but it shouldn't be too difficult to go North of Bournemouth, which would result in a clear run to Romsey (75 km), before bumping into Southampton CTA. The only way of getting around the latter is to go north of Winchester, squeezing through the gap between the CTA and the Middle Wallop MATZ, and if by some miracle I should make it that far then I might as well take a picture of something prominent; if I'm still in the air, then I'm guaranteed to be going through this bottleneck. I looked on the OS map, and picked Rookley Manor.

Tuesday dawned, the forecasts still looked good (`...cloud bubbling up...' !), so I picked up Pete Studzinski and we headed off for the hill. The flags en route suggested a North-Westerly, and Westbury Wendy agreed, but we resisted the temptation to go to Bell. As we approached the hill, the clouds got denser and darker until the sky was overcast. The familiar sinking feeling was there again: it looked like it was going to be another wasted day.

I fully expected to see Pete Robinson (henceforth Peter, to distinguish him from Pete) and Adrian Coombe at the hill, and at least I wasn't disappointed in this respect. The conditions, however, weren't quite as satisfying and Bell was looking like a better choice of site. Peter summed up my season, and the fact that today seemed likely to follow the pattern: `You appear to be jinxed this year. I wish you'd just go away!'. `Yes', I agreed, `I'm beginning to wish I'd just go away, myself', as, in my mind, I composed the ad in Skywings: `For sale, almost brand new Sigma 4. British weather forces sale. Will swap for a pair of knitting needles and some wool.' Nevertheless, I photographed my goal declaration and the pilots on take off.

The clouds were thinning out a little, but there was not enough wind to soar, except for a minute or two when the odd thermal came through, but nobody had much success. 3 buzzards, 30 swallows, bits of crop and some small farm machinery circled up to the hill, but Adrian and I failed to join them in spite of trying. Hmmmmm.

Peter took off shortly before the next thermal reached my part of the hill and soon enough we were climbing, pursued by Pete who outclimbed us both; Adrian was having more of a struggle. In spite of my very rusty thermalling technique, I managed to get to 4000 ft, where I milled around maintaining height and trying to get a feel for the air before heading off north. A cloud to our South had its base a few hundred feet below our height, and I was half expecting the source of the aircraft noise I could hear, to pop out of it at any time.
25-05-1999: Just South of Blandford. Thanks to Adrian Coombe for the photograph.


Pete had decided that Swanage was going to be his destination and was left on his own. Adrian was struggling for height, but keeping up with Peter and myself in terms of distance. From then on Peter was always in front, while Adrian raced past me after reaching 'base just before Blandford, where I seemed to spend rather a long time.

Badbury Rings, which marked the corner of Bournemouth airspace, were safely to the South: the first part of the plan had been executed successfully! The thermals weren't particularly well defined and quite difficult to keep, but there seemed to be plenty of them with sustainable strengths of 2-4 knots, the odd bursts of 6-8, and a few seconds of 12 knots over Blandford; the Davron plays some interesting tunes when bouncing around between 8 and 12 up . . . perhaps we should mention this to Karlheinz Stockhausen ?

Soon the clouds were getting very thin and ill-defined. I had not seen Adrian since Blandford, and while Peter was disappearing off into the distance it seemed to me that the day was dying off, and a landing North of Verwood looked likely until the arrival of an odour of manure accompanied by the singing of my vario suggested otherwise. Fordingbridge was easily identifiable to the SE with the Avon meandering past it, Salisbury cathedral was discernable through the haze to the North, and a large red ship sailing out of Southampton took centre stage amongst the activity on display there. A small aeroplane came from Compton Abbas to have a look at me, circling around me a few times as I thermalled, before going back. He was probably a mate of the one who expressed an interest over Blandford, earlier.

Woodgreen and the brown fields behind it provided me with the next lift after a struggle during which I reached the unprecedented depths of 1400 ft. Back at 4000 I decided that a commited glide northwards was needed, if I were to stand any chance of rounding Winchester. I was surprised by how promptly the glide was interrupted by lift, before crossing the railway near East Dean, giving me opportunity to top up and gauge my position.

After the general decrease in the strength and abundance of thermals over the last hour, I was pleasantly surprised, time and time again, by what seemed to be on offer now; it dawned on me that I was almost certainly going to reach my declared goal! Crossing the Test near Brook, I got a very clear view of Winchester cathedral as I approached the airspace whose circumnavigation I had planned the night before with a jocular optimism which I had not really expected to be rewarded.

Alas, 'twas not to be. I had to leave a thermal which was taking me into the CTA, finding another not too far . . . which pushed me towards the airspace once more, thereby forcing me to abandon it too.

The flight ended next to the A34 near South Wonston, at half past five; four hours and thirty six minutes after it started, and a stone's throw (well . . . two world class javelin throws) short of 90 km from takeoff.

Pete's attempt to reach Swanage was cut short at Bere Regis, but at least he made friends with the landlord of The Martyrs in Tolpuddle, where he spent a good few hours waiting for me. Adrian landed short of Salisbury, at 48 km, while Peter made it to Romsey (64 km), finally leaving the 40 km barrier which had been annoying him, far behind.

I am greatly indebted to Adrian Bishop, who need never buy a pint again in my presence: he wasted his whole evening on driving me back to Dorset . . . all this just after having come home to Winchester from Bell, where he watched us fly overhead after his 14 km flight.

Now I remember; it's very clear: the next time anyone (and that includes me) questions my reasons for flying, the answers won't be so hard to find.

I'm ready to face a few more months of British weather.